Windows API

A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.

WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!

by DavidKiller69 January 29, 2021

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021

Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)

Windows Safe Mode

by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.

(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021

Windows ME

Shit

The big fat cat took a big Windows ME on the floor (it was also very smelly and windows MEy)

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

Windows ME

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)

“Bill Gate’s Windows ME was a mistake.”

by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021