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Wilson

A "wilson" is a proper gentleman who prefers books rather than sex. People think he's gay because he doesn't care about woman but maybe he just doesn't like anything.
When someone is completely aromantic, they can be called a "wilson"
by GargoyleStalker November 21, 2023
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Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.
What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
by Clubboy November 21, 2023
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Ezekiel Wilson

Ezekiel is a cute and amazing twinkish boyfriend. He knows how to make anyone feel happy and makes everything better when he's there. He's a little gay but that's okay.
I am so lucky to have Ezekiel Wilson as my boyfriend.
by silver silver silver2 December 16, 2023
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.
by Fenbork December 18, 2023
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Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls
Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”
by Motherfucker chazz July 8, 2023
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Wilsonism

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.
Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.
by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023
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Wilson st.

The most dangerous out suffolk if you play you late they banging the 3 and foreva dropping da 2 LLM LLPECAN
Them wilson st. boys made me run out the south 😪
by MBGSTEPPA November 22, 2021
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