or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
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Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?
In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
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Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"
Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"
Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
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