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ear wanker

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021
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Potfaced Wanker

Someone who does the same thing over and over again, even though you and everyone else around you absolutely hates it.
David is a potfaced wanker, who wouldn’t be able to do anything even if it was handed to him
by GuyFawkes’Child July 14, 2019
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Book wanker

A term used by persons who are refreshingly unspoiled by conventional education to describe literate individuals.
Beggar approaches person reading book On a public bench.

Beggar: Can you spare any change so I can buy some food.
Book Wanker: Here’s a sandwich and a public transport ticket
Beggar: How am I supposed to buy heroin with that, you Book Wanker?

In this case the illiterate beggar used the only insult he had in his very short lexicon.
by Snootypants June 5, 2019
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wanker band

Wanker bands are bands made for wankers. Wanker band is a pejorative term usually used for bands which have repetetive, boring, and unimaginative songs, riding on the wave of a current trend. A prime example of a wanker band are Little Man Tate.
Hey, I'm going to see LMT tommorow.

I'm afraid LMT are a wanker band, wanker.
by thepaw February 27, 2007
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Oj wanker

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification
Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker
by Boss252725 February 7, 2014
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An Inconvenient Wanker

Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"

Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"

Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
by Osama Bin Crackhead October 4, 2009
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cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something
There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are
by Shawn B. September 3, 2003
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