box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

rock cock

when you go beyond a normal erection and your penis has hardness of stone.

i had major rock cock after walking in on your mom in the shower.

by tyler0durden July 27, 2005

Punk Rock

music with no boundaries. music with no rules. music from the heart.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Rock mode

Rock mode is when a man experiences a rock-like feeling from his groinal region. A boner

"She walked in on me in the morning and caught me in rock mode"

by Prune Tracy October 31, 2009

Rock Love

1. To feel a deep positive emotion of affection, pleasure or liking for someone or something based on the music they create

2. To fall in rock love is to fall in love musically.

1. Fiona Apple just gave me a musical orgasm and i think i'm falling in rock love.

2. They fell in rock love and have been making music together ever since

by u_l August 18, 2009

Rock gut

Lifting something to heavy to lift by one person, usually in frustration and using a horrible bear hug technique

My roommate was so mad about the trash man not taking the broken freezer we carried to the curb that he rock gutted it in the back of his pick up and took it to the dump. I am surprised he did not hurt his back

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 9, 2019