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whale snot

The white "icicle" lights that people hang off their houses in wintertime. They look cool at night but, during daytime, yech!
Jeremiah lives in the third house in from the corner, the one with the whale snot hanging off it,
by Steve In Ktown January 22, 2008
mugGet the whale snotmug.

whale-rider

a retarded drugged up moron with ape like features that sleeps with women which are trebble his size and twice as ugly because he is too repulsive and annoying to go for someone good looking.
adam is so sad and pethetic he boasts about being with butt ugly girls that he doesant even like, he has become a whale-rider.
by kev schmit February 29, 2008
mugGet the whale-ridermug.

beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 June 25, 2008
mugGet the beached whalemug.

Whale Watching

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching
"Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"
by RachelD. September 3, 2007
mugGet the Whale Watchingmug.

Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.
by intangible March 16, 2004
mugGet the Whale Penismug.

Beluga Whale

A person with an unusually large forehead. Like a Beluga Whale.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out, that girl is totally Beluga Whale status.

Guy 2: nasty.
by The Hippy Slayer May 8, 2010
mugGet the Beluga Whalemug.

beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010
mugGet the beached whalemug.

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