whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.

Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.

by retarddisser October 14, 2003

WHF

Well, hello friends!

Andreas Kling: WHF! :^)
Audience: Hello, friend!

by MCCCXXXVII September 12, 2021

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

why boner

getting a boner for some reason you can't explain; getting a boner when you consciously know you shouldn't be having one. (see: should not want)

you: why boner?

boner: because.

by broanon May 13, 2011

Right, what's all this, then?

int - The official Motto of Scotland Yard. Used to question the happenings at a scene. Also a very uppity way of asking "What's going on?"

Phil: Evenin', mates.
John: Evenin', Phil. Blimey! *shoots Phil*
Policeman: Right, what's all this, then?

Snob A: Good evening, old sport.
Snob B: Right, what's all this, then?

by Justin Briggs September 26, 2006

Whump

When a character in a movie, show, book, or fanfic is caused physical and mental trauma which usually continues with the character being taken care of. The characters that take place in this would be the whumpee (the character being hurt/comforted), the whumper (the character that hurts the other ore name of the people in the community), and the caretaker (the character that helps the whumpee back to a better health). The community that surrounds this is a very friendly and open community that supports new whumpers,

“The whump in that movie was delicious!”

“I heard that there’s a lot of whump in this show”

by Broken Fan July 25, 2020

It is what it is

A phrase used to describe a situation that is less than ideal that you can't change.

It is what it is and all we can do is accept it and carry on.

by Galawh November 7, 2020