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the shape of water

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.
Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.
by jeh21 March 12, 2018
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Dog Water

When someone is bad at something like a game, or a sport.
Jake : Dude your fucking dog water at this game

Bob: man I just got this game yesterday
by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021
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water tight

Expession used to describe a female involved in 4-way sex with three men. One man orally, one man anally, one man vaginally. This would fill all of the availible popular hole, thus making her "water tight".
by Lars from Mars September 5, 2004
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tug of water

A tap-turning duel between two people depending on the same water supply at the same time, often resulting in being subjected to scalding, freezing or no water.
Coming in from the cold I rushed into the shower, not realising that Marty was using the other bathroom. In the resultant tug of water, I got boiled, flash-frozen and left high and dry in close succession.
by mynah2011 June 29, 2011
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Waterboy

One who fails or becomes a failure on all accounts.
Waterboy, YOU SUCK!!!
by steve bobby September 27, 2005
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Guatemalan Water Pump

A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009
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hot dog flavored water

ejaculate from the penis. AKA cum, jizz, skeet, etc.
stefanie loves when kris gives her the daily dose of hot dog flavered water. SKEET SKEET!!
by meso horny August 23, 2005
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