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dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
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vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 25, 2008
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LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT

GOOGLE ALPHABET SLAVE.

The worse SEX TORTURE EVER.
It is not LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT but instead LOS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT which is SOL SEVAG the SUN GOD SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI changing states by using LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the marching of all kinds of EVENTS in the SIN CITY problem finder to always EXPAND AND EVALUATE wider and wider situations as COMING TO THE GOOGLEPLEX soon those brand new ILLUSTRIOUS DEFINITIONS of BLUE ORIGIN.

No touching, no cumming and no intercourse with anyone for the LAS VEGAS PEDOPHILE MASCOT as the biggest tumescent tease of the century.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 1, 2022
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Vegas Rambler

When someone plans a spontaneous trip to Vegas specifically to preform anal sex for their first time on someone at random.
Josh: Hey bruh! We should get some of us together and go to Vegas!

Mike: Heck yeah! I’m in!

Random Guy: (interjects) I’ll go with you guys!!! I have always wanted to hoooo! And then While I’m there I can finally go f*** someone in the a**! I have never done that before. wouldn’t that be so cool to f*** someone in the a**!??
Josh: uh yeah… they call that the Vegas Rambler…
by Finn Guhrme August 15, 2022
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Vega

Brown girl who’s tall and thick. Usually very goofy.
“Bro look at that girl over there, she a real life Vega.”
by AliBaby00 January 25, 2020
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Vegas

A person that is gay, a femboy, mentally disabled or someone who can't stop masterbaiting to anime girls. You would normally find them in multiple places like a orphanage, fatherless households or special education programs. People are still trying to find a Vegas who does match any of these characteristics and that there probably isn't.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen that kid from special ed".
Person 2: "You mean vegas, I think he's in that room".
by wanker6713 May 3, 2022
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