vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche" or "douche bag"
2. a cool way to say "douche" or "douche bag"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
EXAMPLE ONE:
emma: excuse me, i have to use a vag bag

EXAMPLE TWO:
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
by blizair May 15, 2008
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a big ol' vag

Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief
that girl has a big ol' vag.
by poo inator February 01, 2006
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captain sandy vag

An everyday mood that resembles that of when a female gets sand in her vagina.
Damn! Vannessa is making me into a Captain Sandy Vag!
by Jrk459er November 29, 2006
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vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche"
2. a cooler way to say "douche"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
example one -
nick: ew i found a girl's vag bag!

example two -
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
by blairis May 15, 2008
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meat and two vag

A threesome between one man and two ladies.
Fenella! You look breathless. What on earth's the matter?

I've just had a vigorous meat and two vag with the Reverend and Lady Asquith.
by Jonathan Lecun September 05, 2007
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sand in your vag

An expression used to discribe a grumpy/angry person
What the hell is your problem?? How bout you get that sand outta your vag?
by Tobias Lents March 01, 2005
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Shut your Vag

Slang used to tell a woman to shut up when she makes a stupid mistake!
Megan Fox - Ewwwww that man tried to talk to me he's filthy! im calling a sexual harrasment claim!

Eric- Shut your Vag! he's allowed to flirt!
by Boobois October 01, 2009
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