Ultima

A roleplaying game, especially common amongst young males who are either too cool to be true, or lack any reminiscent sign of existent social skills.

Holy shit, I just got a magic poison tipped sword of vanquishing, but was then pked by some stupid little kid who lacks social skills in Ultima.

by Communist Bastard March 9, 2003

ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".

Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!

by Ownageism God September 14, 2004

ultimate sit-up

When you get a person to do a blinded folded sit-up and then when they've become use to it and they trust that your not going to do anthting, you pull down your pants and when they come up, but you ass is their face.

Dude, we totaly make Ashely do a ultimate sit-up at the beach yerturday!

by Steeze-Unit October 29, 2009

Ultimate Supreme Ninja King

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one who achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.

The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.

by Echoes (are lovely) April 29, 2007

ultimate bang

when your having sex with a girl while your drinking an orange bang.

Last night i experienced THE ULTIMATE BANG!!!

by bangger July 6, 2007

ultimate mooch

someone who always asks for food, even if they don't know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they've nagged you for.

Damn, Miranda Webb is the ultimate mooch...she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping I'd share with her. SMH.

by cHa$eRoNiii911 May 12, 2010

Ultimate

Ultimate have you ever heard denzel currys song ultimate it starts of like this i am the one dont weigh a ton dont need a gun to get respect up on the streets this is how its used in a sentence it means legendary

SWISH

OMG YOU GOT A SWISH THATS ULTIMATE OHHHHHH

by JAIL BROKEN November 4, 2017