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jerk the turkey

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008
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Turkey Gobbler

The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.
Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
by The long horner September 18, 2011
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Turkey Trot Trump Towers

The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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Turkey talking

When the 45th POTUS repeats the offensive talking points crafted by Turkish President Erdogan by saying that Syria just had to be “cleaned out.”
Of course it’s fucking genocide but I like to use nice words and call it “Turkey talking!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
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Turkiye is number 1

by Yusuffffff🥶 September 13, 2022
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Cool Turkey

The process of quitting an addiction in a method not so extreme as the process of cold turkey. Instead of an intense and sudden stop of said addictive substance, one will lessen the quantity of said substance over a course of non-specified time. Cool turkey enables a person to maintain said addiction whilst also retaining a small percentage of mental/physical dependancy.

Cool turkey in general assists in the process of quitting any kind of addiction. Cool turkey enables the user to set the limits of addiction as long as it is a lesser amount than the previous set goal, or the original amount of usage for starting out.

Cool turkey lessens the effects of withdrawal symptoms for any addiction by easing the process, therefore making this method the penultimate choice for quitting any addiction.
No buddy, I'm going to cool turkey it. I'm going to smoke half a pack a day then a quarter pack a day. Once i can handle that i will decrease to one cigarette a day, and eventually stop smoking all together. It is a lot easier than you think
by Manny Blue April 7, 2011
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water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
by jimcool126 June 25, 2008
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