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Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull
Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy
by kjgxxx January 17, 2012
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Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.
Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!
by dcastdal October 10, 2013
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Texas Tanker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014
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Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017
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no tank you

The phrase used by gunfighters after they have been defeated by a shooter by the name of Tank
“No Tank you” for the whooping I just received

“No Tank you” I would like to stay alive another round.
by The Gunslinger October 9, 2017
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma November 10, 2017
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American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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