Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.

Tomato Sandwich my life…

by Chabanger August 27, 2025

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".

by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

Sweet tomatoes

I Love you more than anything

Sweet tomatoes my girl <3

by Ksenpai November 20, 2022

Tomato Smack

pullin the tomato outta your whopper and when ur finished eatin the burger wrappin the tomato up in the wrapper. u then take this tomato thing and smack sum1 in the face with it.

that faggot stole my fry. bitch is about to catch a tomato smack.

by JDMx420 April 10, 2010