toaster destructor

he destroys your toaster. he already got mine so i cant toast my bread anymore

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: *destroys toaster*

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity

Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.

by Diddlenut August 3, 2025

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025

Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.

I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth

by Simon8089 October 21, 2025

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012