tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014

Sakura Tree

A picturesque coniferous tree bearing bright pink blossoms. Sakura trees are indigenous of East Asia the Niagara region. They are commonly featured in Japanese animes, most notably Naruto.

Badhan: "Hey guys, let's take a group picture!"
Usama: "Oh! Oh! I know! Guys, everyone line up and fan out behind the Sakura Tree."

by DM Converter May 14, 2009

Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

Tree gaze

Looking up at trees and being marveled by their size or shape; different from classifying trees and a form of relaxation.

To take her mind off of things, she goes for a walk to tree gaze, forgetting her worries instantly.

by PseudoTree September 28, 2020

Crossword tree

Any form of artwork that depicts inter-locked words in a meaningful way. The words are joined by common letters in a grid-like form. Similar to a crossword puzzle. This type of crossword does not have clues. The answers are the words that make up the grid.

Michelle got a tattoo of a crossword tree on her thigh, and. Invented the term “crossword tree”.

by Michelle Matters February 28, 2022

tree rapist

Theres a new sexualoty called "ecosexuals" i guess they fuck plants or something. If i ever see a guy raping the tree in my front yard, im gonna hit him with a baseball bat.

LOOK ITS A TREE RAPIST, KILL IT!

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

Ketamin Tree

A Ketamin tree is created by watering a cannabis plant regularly with ayahuasca.

Doctor: "Tonight will be the night!"
Crowd: "All hail the Ketamin tree!"

by elephantwisdom October 18, 2018