china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

Ship

Someone who ships two fictional characters.

I ship Sonic and Shadow!

by EmmaRosie March 17, 2019

Ship

A word to use instead of s**p so you cannot get in trouble in class.

"Holy ship!"

by Nothingnessissomething January 16, 2019

charianna ship

two internet best friends that mean the world to each other. they both can be biatches but are the best duo ever.

charianna ship is my favorite ship

by chariannas July 24, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018