tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

Tree Bumber

A tree bumber is a person in whom has a real passion for shoving pieces of a tree up the bottom

So he confessed that he was a tree bumber

by Serious Bitch August 28, 2017

shadow tree

The outline of trees you see at night, hence shadow.

Hey guys, All we have to look at outside right now are the 'shadow trees'..

by Shadow trees March 28, 2015

Tree Farm

Another term for a large bush. Not the president(s).

Alex- Man last night me and her were about to break it down but I saw she had a TREE FARM!
Dalton- damn. U mad bro?

by dckillinspree August 1, 2011

tree vibe

A good or bad way of explaining your high

"I'm getting sucha good tree vibe from this bud"

by Bojackhorseman November 19, 2014

Tree Shit

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

by i dont know February 18, 2021

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016