I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.
by sir waltifurus IV December 03, 2016
When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
by 5645645645 April 06, 2023
Person 1: "So Johnny's finally got a girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"
by WAWAZAZA69 May 15, 2018
by showboat1 September 07, 2011
The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?
No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009
by Big Aaron Kyle October 22, 2003