Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
Get the Douche Ninja mug.A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
Get the time ninja mug.Person 1 " so hows life"
Person 2 " its a secret"
Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"
Person 2" its a ninja secret"
Person 1 " what?!"
Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
Person 2 " its a secret"
Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"
Person 2" its a ninja secret"
Person 1 " what?!"
Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
Get the Ninja Secret mug.A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.
Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
by Buns Master December 16, 2011
Get the Ninja Lunch mug.A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
Get the Ninja Petter mug.Societal ninja (noun): an issue that caused great discourse in society. The issue was once at the very forefront of mainstream media’s attention, causing fierce debate and social divide along community lines; racial, religious, political, ethnic, gender and/or age. The issue is often deeply rooted in history and culture. Suddenly, the issue is gone without a trace from mainstream media; the key is there must be no resolution or majority acceptable action reached. The issue falls from the forefront of media often because another story breaks, acting as a ninja’s smoke bomb, and media never returns to the issue until it reappears as a result of the offenders actions-no more CNN or FOX headlines.
Example:
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?
Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.
Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.
Example:
Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
Malcom: Whatever happened to the two guys who dressed up in blackface in Virginia? Who was it—the govenor and attorney general and are democrats too?
Martin: That’s a good question, Malcom, I haven’t heard anything about that situation lately. It was on CNN and Fox non-stop for weeks and now it just disappeared without a trace. I guess they resigned. I really thought we had overcome.
Malcom: As I always say, I’m for justice no matter who it’s for or against and societal Ninjas such as these prevent communities from ever realizing justice and sustainable positive change. These soNinjas raise their ugly heads for a moment and then hide in the dim unknown giving people the false impression that it’s resolved, but it’s not. No justice no peace as the young folk say! I highly doubt if those Kats resigned.
Example:
Those dudes committed a federal crime and never went to trial and after one day of headline reporting it’s gone-that is soNinja! I think they likely paid off the judge because I haven’t heard about this in ages.
by Ean M. Williamssom March 16, 2019
Get the Societal Ninja mug.1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.
1. (tilt your head)
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!
2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
by MisterDot December 21, 2010
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