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Test Rape

The act of a test or quiz in school raping you.
Wow...that was brutal. I gotta sue for Test Rape now.
by asdsaedsadsa November 21, 2013
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Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.
Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!
by Yinz November 8, 2022
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covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
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Test tickle

The act of tickling someone in their testicles or balls
When he has sex with me, he loves Test Tickles
by MinecraftMickey12345 October 5, 2019
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test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.
Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag
by Tom Humphreys January 24, 2007
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Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!
Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.
by J Chill April 9, 2010
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Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.
This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.
by veelenga March 6, 2019
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