Shrek

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

by @m.com November 29, 2020

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek

My step dad

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019

shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.

yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf

by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

Shrek

He is God no doubt about it

Shrek is god he is

by Shrekislovenowheisgod November 28, 2022

Shrek

God

Shrek is supreme ruler

by Default Mate March 25, 2019