The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
Get the chewed garden hosemug. One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
Get the CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTORmug. Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
Get the Letting the dog in the gardenmug. by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022
Get the Clason Point Gardensmug. by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010
Get the late night gardeningmug. by Kilij522 January 19, 2021
Get the Garden of Eden Hairmug. by butter-flies January 24, 2023
Get the Dirty Olive Gardenmug.