Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022

Brenton Tarrant Did Nothing Wrong

The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas

Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong

by buttfart33 June 23, 2024

Wrong

Not wrong about your stolen kids gayve jewbin they are a commodity you purchased so you wouldn't have to be a second class citizen and you being like this is why people keep killing them.

Hym "Nope. Not wrong about your fucking kids they are not more important than me you faggot piece of shit. Not quite a breeder are you? Not their yet. Still don't even get invited to dinner."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Dudley Do Wrong

When you gag your girl during a blow job and hold her head down while you wrip a fart.

Joe gave Francis a Dudley Do Wrong.

by The REAL Awful Knawful August 4, 2018

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014