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You can't call both sides of the coin? 

Sadly, a choice has to be made.
Heads or Tails?
Up or Down?
Left or Right?
Coin Toss.
You can't call both sides of the coin?

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam 

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam
Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9 

A slang word that started on Tiktok which means relax in a cool form. The 9 means a glock-9 (A gun).
Eric: I'll punch him so hard
John: Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

don't mess with the gucci's 

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.
"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

T-Shirt of the Dead 

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.