A subgroup of Femboys, often defined by straight, blonde hair and freckles.
(Also, definitely the bottom)
(Also, definitely the bottom)
by I'm Swedish, I Can Say It February 17, 2022

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016

A language spoken in Sweden. Many people think it’s a beautiful language and hard to learn. They use the letters ”åäö” as well
by Swedish people December 3, 2019

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023

by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019
