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Swedish

A subgroup of Femboys, often defined by straight, blonde hair and freckles.

(Also, definitely the bottom)
I'm Swedish! Sweden, what's that? No, I mean I like taking it up the ass!
by I'm Swedish, I Can Say It February 17, 2022
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Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
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swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity
oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt
by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016
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Swedish

A language spoken in Sweden. Many people think it’s a beautiful language and hard to learn. They use the letters ”åäö” as well
What is pewdiepie talking about?
It Swedish, you won’t understand
by Swedish people December 3, 2019
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Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
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swedish shoplifting

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023
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Swedish meatball

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.
*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch
by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019
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