Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.

My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!

by Urban humor May 27, 2017

Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.

Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.

by Sonny James August 29, 2013

time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.

Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja

by seawizz October 9, 2013

Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012

Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

Infinity Ninja

1. A lemniscate (AKA the infinity sign, or a side-ways eight) that looks like a ninja. Once you see one you'll start seeing them everywhere.

2. The most powerful ninja in the world, one who can control time, destroy the universe, etc.
What's more, HE'S EVERYWHERE. Look at your keyboard sideways, between the 7 and the 9. He's there, looking at you.

1. (tilt your head)

8 ----> (8)X-< It's a ninja!

2. Ninja 1: He's too much for us....
Ninja 2: Where did we get the idea that we even had a chance? There's a whole army of them now......
Infinity Ninja: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

by MisterDot December 21, 2010