This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023

Mate

A very Aussie way of saying friends, However It can be used in any situation

Example #1
Darwin: G'day Mate how you doing?
Miles: Nothing much Mate

Example #2
Adelaide: MATE I WAS FUCK YOUR SHIT UP CUNT!!
Sydney: FUCK YOU! I'LL PULL OUT THE FUCKING KANGAROOS AND VEGEMITE IF I HAVE TO!

by BingPo May 13, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Lmao mate

A way to say something is funny
Originally used by the first colonies of Australia

- Hey, did you know that my money is green like my asshole
-Lmao mate

by Joj le Sis December 18, 2018

Moan mates

(1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.

(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.

(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.

(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.

by Speeter_Quentus December 15, 2023

I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022