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ah litty mate

I like you and the person said ah litty mate
by Jimmy butlers October 3, 2017
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Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
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Mateful

When you have a life that is full of mates.
"More mates makes life more ... mateful!"
by cleverface August 25, 2011
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table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
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No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
John: oi josh no mates
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021
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