lake tamarak

a wreck. shoes can be seen dangling from telephone wires.

lake tamarak is a wreck.

by stupid May 19, 2004

lake bruin

A beautiful oxbow lake in northeast louisiana with a large malignant tumor in the form of a landfill, that is in great need of a coup d'etat. People management is pushing the lake into a stagnant shit hole. One of the few lakes in Louisiana that serves as a home for the Gulf Pipefish, not too many motherfuckers know about this so it seems. To go to shit ecologically due to people management.

Person 1: What's up with the water park these days?
Person 2: It's been Lake Bruined from what I heard, there's never any quality pussy to take home from there anymore.

by Kris White December 5, 2020

lake pop

Any adult beverage consumed while boating carelessly on the lake. See: Beer

Cooter! Throw me a lake pop!

by yeOldLakePopper February 6, 2017

Lake Coast

When you live on neither the East Coast or West Coast, but in or around Michigan, Wisconsin, and a bit of Ohio and Illinois. Lake Coast because those states have a coast on the Great Lakes.

Detroit G 1: "Dude, we live in Detroit what Coast are we?
Detroit G 2: "we are Lake Coast"

by jadissx alter-account December 7, 2010

grass lake

Michigan centers bitches

“Have you heard of grass lake”

by Mrs.Flasco October 8, 2022

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

Toluca Lake

A neighborhood of Los Angeles— and, according to their Chamber of Commerce— also a bit of Burbank, California, located in the 818 area code, populated by lots of upper middle-class white people. It is nestled between North Hollywood, Studio City, Universal City, and (the rest of?) Burbank.

A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.

“I’m callin’ my partner in Toluca Lake.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”

by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021