Greg Grunzel

A "Greg Grunzel" is someone who represents the highest and most purest form of complete trash. This person provides zero value to anyone and has no real purpose in life. Most likely born in a dumpster in Erie, Pennsylvania.

Is that guy homeless or just a Greg Grunzel?

by You Are Trash Greg September 9, 2021

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley

Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works

by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 18, 2023

Greg

a stays who believe that they are Greg, in short they are clowns.

"DO YOU KNOW GREG?"

YES THATS ALL ALL STAYS

CORRECT.

by clownstays_ October 15, 2020

Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.

Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine

by Hadespelcher November 22, 2021

GREG

Someone who likes things that smell good whether its outside male or female. Greg is a great guy but loses his mind time to time. Greg is a greek word for loose. Greg means army in japan.

Omg you smell good asf . Wish i was more like greg

by Lee Rickerson November 23, 2021

Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025