Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 3, 2025

deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…

omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!

by Skunkeim July 29, 2024