ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

Cracker Tweak

A high strung white person high on methamphetamine. They usually have sores on their face and missing teeth. Often times resembling a zombie.

Look at that Cracker Tweak standing on the street corner selling herself for a hit.

by CyberWolfm636 January 8, 2020

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

crackery cracker

A racist (toward black people) white person who does crack and talk sh*t about black people being slaves.

JAYDEN:I hate all the balcks! They all deserve to be slaves. *smokes crack* *blabbers on*
ANNA: YOU'RE A CRACKERY CRACKER WHY SHOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO YOU
JAYDEN: you smell of fish, shut up.

by alicewashere_ March 3, 2022

cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.

We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.

by pigfeet May 21, 2014

Curry cracker

A curry cracker is a Indian/white person. You will usually find this person trying to scam you over the phone, or trying to make you some curry.

No one:

Seriously no one:

jimmy: CURRY CRACKER ON THE LOSE

Dikshet: *Dikshet working at tech support*

by Curry cracker November 9, 2019