a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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Caleb’s ride mountain bikes a lot Caleb’s usually live in houses and put deodorant on Caleb’s like chicken chkn for life if you are not a Caleb change your name so you can be the best person on earth
Caleb’s ride mountain bikes a lot Caleb’s usually live in houses and put deodorant on Caleb’s like chicken chkn for life if you are not a Caleb change your name so you can be the best person on earth
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Get the Caleb mug.Caleb's are normally very argumentative people. They do not like fish as gifts and think orange juice is yellow. A lot of the time, Calebs look down on others for having inferior athletic ability. He has poor taste in television such as House and often sells himself on the corner by Walmart. In general, Caleb is a good guy, just a little misguided.
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That orange juice is not yellow. Stop being such a caleb.
Bro, everyone sees color different, but the same.
Bro, everyone sees color different, but the same.
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by Newfiegear October 25, 2022
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