Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023

Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them

I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.

by King Sage March 28, 2017

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Batman Birds

Batman birds is the alternative way to say "bats" If you forget it somehow

Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.

by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021

Batman

It's me, I'm batman, not even lying it's a last name referring to a german family.

Mr.Batman please come to the front of the room.

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

batman

a man who briar sounds like

-- hi have you talked to batman
--why would i do that, its a female
-- good point trump

by ohmaloolo January 15, 2022

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017