Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Badger

A person who sports the Stone Island branded badge at every conceivable opportunity.

There's a badger, over there, nothing is going to kick off here, tonight.

There were a lot of badgers at that Britain First rally, on Saturday!

by MaksR January 10, 2024

Orange Honey Badger

The act of twisting your partner's sphincter in the middle of sex.

I gave Dan the good ol' Orange Honey Badger.

by Grogimus June 4, 2022

fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.

Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."

by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025

Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.

I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.

by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017