TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.

The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.

by phenomenous1 March 3, 2025

Techtoker

A 'TechToker' is usually a desperate wannabe-famous 12 year old on TikTok (thus the name 'Toker') that attempts doing content about tech while having no clue what they're doing. A typical "TechToker" calls Apple E-waste and dick rides Chinese phone brands because of their 'Antutu benchmark score'. some are desperate enough to make tech content about PCs and usually film themselves doing basic things on a computer pretending it's advanced knowledge, they say the would use Linux while they don't understand how to even install it.

TechToker: "Yeah I'm a TechToker, my fanbase loves me!"

Translation: "I post videos about my shitty PC and phone, I call Apple "E-waste" and pretend like I know what I'm doing. I'm the biggest skid ever seen on planet earth and dick ride Chinese phone brands because of their Antutu score.

iPhone = E-waste Ximi = KING of phone

I'm also addicted to rooting and breaking my shitty Android device every day and then crying to the developer of the OS that It didn't work, my fanbase is full of other wannabe-famous 12 year olds that love me."

by SkidLord69 January 13, 2026

Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.

Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?

by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019

Dirty Techtot

Is when you take a male streamer home and shave his beard off with rusty clippers.

Jon got the ol' Dirty Techtot one day and his fiance left him.

by TechThot June 12, 2022

technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008

techno tangle

when all of your technological wires get tangled up (iPod Chargers/headphones, memory sticks, cellphone, computer chargers)
all together a bad thing

Kali: are you ready to go?

Bob: no i have to get this techno tangle out of my pocket, too many damn chargers

by princess keti June 1, 2007

Techno PO'd

Having reached a boiling point where one is totally pissed off by technology...Usually occurs when loading new software or hardware...

I was trying to hookup my new cd burner but my computer wouldn't read the software..."I am so Techno PO'd right now, i wannna toss my laptop thru the frikin window!!!"

by MJConser June 26, 2007