The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.
During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.
by Eaton Holgoode July 16, 2013
Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."
by Jamey V. May 07, 2007
Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.
by zpat July 07, 2006
by comehonorfaceboots November 17, 2016
The worst anime that have ever existed. Fairy Tail gives over priority to friendship, big boobs, fan service, and retarded main characters (...Natsu).
Fairy Tail, The Melancholy of Haruhi Shitmiya, Bakka & Test, Lucky Star..etc are among the worst animes ever made. This proves that anime died in 2007. Period.
Fairy Tail, The Melancholy of Haruhi Shitmiya, Bakka & Test, Lucky Star..etc are among the worst animes ever made. This proves that anime died in 2007. Period.
Retard: "Hey have you seen that cooool anime Fairy Tail?"
Smart anime fan: "maybe"
Retard: "Cooool! I really want to squeeze Lucy's boobies!"
Smart anime fan: You retarded pervert...*goes to watch real anime like Yu Yu Hakusho *
Smart anime fan: "maybe"
Retard: "Cooool! I really want to squeeze Lucy's boobies!"
Smart anime fan: You retarded pervert...*goes to watch real anime like Yu Yu Hakusho *
by shinobikid March 02, 2014
A charecter in the Sega franchise Sonic The Hedgehog.
A two-tailed fox who is the loyal sidekick to Sonic. An eight year-old who is a mechanical genius, he often does his best to thwart his nemisis Eggman/Dr. Robotnik over and over again.
Although he can be a little childish at times, he is a great pilot who made the Tornado series of planes from scratch. He can fly by spinning his two tails in a circle.
A two-tailed fox who is the loyal sidekick to Sonic. An eight year-old who is a mechanical genius, he often does his best to thwart his nemisis Eggman/Dr. Robotnik over and over again.
Although he can be a little childish at times, he is a great pilot who made the Tornado series of planes from scratch. He can fly by spinning his two tails in a circle.
Sonic The Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prower have a well deserved rest after defeating Dr. Robotnik again.
by colwag March 20, 2004
"Can you work late tonight, Pete?"
"No, I'm going to ride the dinosaur tail tonight, I have a date."
"No, I'm going to ride the dinosaur tail tonight, I have a date."
by Elrac February 16, 2012