dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025

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Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

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Lunar Tug

The celestial phenomena that explains why there are more births on a full moon due to the stronger gravitational pull.

a.k.a the tide of the uterus

"Dr. O'Bgyn, I need you to work extra this weekend. It's a full moon and the lunar tug will be strong."

by BP Squad August 13, 2015

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Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

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see a tug send a tug

When exhchanging photos and tug on someones shirt (exposing cleavage) is seen you send a tug back

I was snapping this girl last night i pulled my shirt down and sent “see a tug send a tug” hoping to get nudes

by Caspertheheroghost13 June 25, 2018

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Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

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