by cumquat April 5, 2024
Get the Perry tomatomug. - Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020
Get the Tomato Apple Drinkmug. When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.
Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.
Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.
Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.
by T3Dude April 21, 2022
Get the Tomato Gushermug. When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
Get the Look at the tomatoes on that onemug. A british man that likes to suck dick and has gay butt sex and he loves feet and he loves to cheat with a man named ricardo. He is very racist and homophobic
Oh, god damn it i just did a tomato
by agua0314 June 7, 2022
Get the Tomatomug. 
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Get the Gender Studies Tomato-canmug.