When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
Get the Look at the tomatoes on that onemug. When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.
Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.
Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.
Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.
by T3Dude April 21, 2022
Get the Tomato Gushermug. A british man that likes to suck dick and has gay butt sex and he loves feet and he loves to cheat with a man named ricardo. He is very racist and homophobic
Oh, god damn it i just did a tomato
by agua0314 June 7, 2022
Get the Tomatomug. by cumquat April 5, 2024
Get the Perry tomatomug. 1. person who is always blushing; unnoticeable if they get a sunburn. They are typically white. Bonus points if they are also ginger or dyed their hair red or green.
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
2. person with a bad sunburn covering entire body or visible part of body
3. produce item that is often argued about in regards to whether or not they are a fruit or vegetable
4. One of the 3 ingredients in a BLT sandwich
1. My friend is such a tomato that she got a sunburn once and nobody noticed for at least an entire day, including herself.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
2. I accidentally fell asleep on the beach yesterday, now I look like a tomato. This pain is unbearable.
3. Person 1: What's your favorite fruit?
Person 2: Tomatoes.
Person 1: That's not a fruit, that's a vegetable!
Person 2: This group of scientists confirmed it as a fruit!
Person 1: But this group of even better scientists classified it as a vegetable!
~Continue argument for an infinite amount of time~
4. A BLT has 3 key ingredients: bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Without any of these 3 ingredients, it simply is not a BLT.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
Get the tomatomug. After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."
Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.
by mooffoom March 18, 2025
Get the Sharp tomatoesmug.