Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world

When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.

by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019

Tinsult Squeak Chair

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.

Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?

by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019

A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?

Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!

by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

Horizontal rocking chair

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

by Gerzman July 18, 2017

Evil chair king

The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards

A Evil chair king King rules over a group of people.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019