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Boat girl

A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.

(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)

Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.

Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.

No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”

Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”

Boat girl “turn the music up!”

“Turn the music down!”

I want to play my music!”

“Do this!”

“Do that!”

“Why?”

“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
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boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.
"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"
by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021
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boat-guyed

When a guy you are dating (but not in a defined relationship with) shows great interest in you until he suddenly ghosts you to reunite with his ex, or to pursue someone he was previously interested in.
"Everything was going great but then he ghosted me and I found out he'd gotten back together with his realtor ex."
"He totally boat-guyed you!"
by Peakedin8thgrade April 7, 2021
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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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Pirates on the Boat

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.
Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.
by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023
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Boat Bunny

Boat Bunnies are girls/women that use males and others for their boats. These Bunnies are hoes that wear bikinis and offer favors in order to be invited on boats in the future.
Why is this girl in Jupiter, FL always on a boat?…it’s because she’s a Boat Bunny! She’s hooking up with them to get invited every weekend”
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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boat boy

a guy with the honor of earning a nautical term or boat name.

A guy who loves to party with his mates like he's on a boat. (super bro)
guy 1: did you see Andy last night?
guy 2: dude he was a steamboat!

That boat boy was grinding on every bitch he saw last night!
by frankyfarts March 13, 2010
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