simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.

people who aren’t simps: john

by mikey_13 February 2, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

Simp

•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.

•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .

•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.

SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis

MI is a SIMP for Shay

MI wants Shat so much she cant help but be a SIMP

by AnonJB1404 March 26, 2020

Simp

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

by fuckusimpsak December 14, 2019

Simp

A simp is someone who does work or does unnecessary things for thier girlfriend or someone they like.

David gave his girlfriend some sour straps, he is a simp.
Mr. Li did a maths question for his girlfriend when she asked, what a simp.

by Sophia42069 June 22, 2020

Simp

A man who does anything to get into a woman’s pants, but is in the end is un-successful in doing Doing so

Man, chad bought Jessica a new bag, he’s getting no pussy that Simp

by xNecrome April 1, 2020