Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.

Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.

If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!

by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020

Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.

I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.

by Crusty Foreman May 8, 2018

Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!

by Case face December 20, 2017