Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018
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Rusty Buffalo

The act of Fucking someone in the anus until you cum, then taking a full sized chicken wing and putting it in the anus filled with cum. Then one of the participants eat the cum soaked chicken wing.
Me and Ashley got so drunk she let me give her a Rusty Buffalo
by RustyBuff17 July 14, 2021
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rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 02, 2009
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rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
by Case face December 21, 2017
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Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.
I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.
by Crusty Foreman February 28, 2018
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rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute
Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move
by Yosemite Slamdancer December 08, 2011
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Rusty lemonade

The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?
by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023
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