Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.

Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.

by Brew Beard September 9, 2015

Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.

"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"

by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014

Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

beard baiting

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.

James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.

by all at sea October 22, 2020

gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 22, 2019

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015