Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

tapped gravy

An intriguing way to suck major dick at something

"I play Xbox but I simply just tapped gravy every time"

by Narkman420 October 7, 2016

Fly the Taps

Used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment.

Patron: I'would like to Fly the Taps.
Waiter: Uh...What?
Patron: I would like one flight of every beer on tap. I would like to Fly the Taps.

by TheRealSuperMan July 13, 2017

polo tap

When a woman in reverse cowgirl punches a man in the nuts as he ejaculates.

I polo tapped Rick so hard last night that he's still sore.

by newty11 November 16, 2010

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

dragonfly tap

When you hover your penis like a dragonfly over a girls face with her tongue out and then let it hit tongue and to back up like a dragonfly lands

I got to give my girl a dragonfly tap last night

by Rusty_buckets124 June 4, 2022

tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 4, 2015