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bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.
by jonny_raige February 5, 2014
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Swinging your mickey

“Ah, I’m only swinging your mickey
by Shaunthesheep1777 July 28, 2020
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swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.
Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly
by King Tony December 17, 2020
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swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.
Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.
by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010
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alcoholic mood swings

Mood swings for alcohol consumption comparable to pregnancy food swingsPFS
I'm not sure if I want saké or spiced rum. Alcoholic mood swings before a party are torture!
by Vadaldus January 19, 2022
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same room swinging

Same room swinging refers to a couple or couples requirement to engage with other couples in the same space or room. It is important to clarify whether you plan to simply have sex with your partner while the other couple have sex with their respective partner (Same Room Sex) or if you intend to swap partners (Same Room Swap) This is often the case when one or more of the members enjoys watching their partner engage in sexual acts with others.
We enjoy ethical non-monogamy but are uncomfortable with being in separate rooms or spaces, therefore we require same room swinging.
by LS Research Center September 25, 2022
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Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.
"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."
by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025
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