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Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
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Swedish butt whistle

the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it

Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.

Hits your system immediately and you die.

*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33

but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.
Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.
by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024
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swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus
by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014
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The Swedish Kanye

To suck your cousins dick from 6 to 14 with ravenous passion until he blows his load all inside of you.
Hey man sorry I was late; I was giving my cousin The Swedish Kanye.
by Swedish Kanye May 9, 2025
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Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.
“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025
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best swedish streamer

Margareta is the best swedish streamer on twitch
by filipeoliveiraa July 8, 2021
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