Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.

Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.

by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

swedish hotdog

When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.

"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus

by Swedish Obama December 12, 2014

Swedish ass whistle

what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.

I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024

The Swedish Kanye

To suck your cousins dick from 6 to 14 with ravenous passion until he blows his load all inside of you.

Hey man sorry I was late; I was giving my cousin The Swedish Kanye.

by Swedish Kanye May 9, 2025

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019