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Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
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Milo: I think you're cute, wanna go out
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*
by Davey6462 September 6, 2021
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Friend: oh, so you’re super straight?
Me: nah, I’m super duper straight
Friend: oh, so you’re super straight?
Me: nah, I’m super duper straight
by dic March 8, 2021
Get the super duper straight mug.A sexual identity that can be held by anyone of any gender. The sexual preference is to only have sex for the purpose of procreation which entails a male and a female
making babies is the only way I am turned on. And there’s only one way to do that. Male and Female. I’m super duper straight!
by TruthDad March 10, 2021
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by theactualskyleekate March 27, 2022
Get the supe straght mug.by Yoongis.sleep.schedule March 9, 2021
Get the Superstraightphobic mug.A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
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