Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga May 30, 2018

Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.

Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power

by BluCru October 05, 2010

Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.

Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Squid

A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.

This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!

by GucciwitLV March 22, 2021

Squid

A a loser.

Yo, who invited that squid to the party he’s over there picking his nose…

What a effing squid.

by DatCrackerSledge June 12, 2025

Squid

A big (bimbo) that is pretty gay tbh and likes sucking down (slimy crocodiles)

Joe, being the squid of the group, asked Dabe if he like to have some fun.

by xXB1MB0Xx January 10, 2020

squid

A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.

"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"

by TexnTenn March 27, 2021